crosskws asked: HEY I THOUGHT I'D ANON YOU
Oh Kayla, you’re doing it wrong. Someone teach this poor girl.
One of the best parts of my job is laminating people’s passive aggressive signs to put up around the office.
Call me, maybe.
Are you a lonely old man with limitless time, but have nobody to unburden all your troubles on? Have all your children moved out of home? Then please call our new hotline, there are real girls waiting to hear your life story!
sickofgoodbyes asked: sexi lady :'(
This menace and I were laughing at couples on the internet that send and post each other’s nauseating asks then he kindly sent me one but forgot how to do a winky face and just did a crying face instead. Maybe you had to be there but I promise you it was hilarious. Then we listened to Usher.
Whenever I feel down I just remember that there was a point in my sister’s life when she thought the term wog was short for golliwog and I cheer right up.
Maths
If you have to use a broken hole punch to bind a 1050 page document in 25 page sections, you will curse your job/existence 42 times.
I never correct customers who ask for someone by the wrong name because it just brightens my day immensely when they repeatedly mistake the name Fangio for Sergio/Fabio/Banjo.
Aw yeah, I have conned a new person at work into fetching me cups of tea. Criminal mastermind.
- Me: Why are you watching Legally Blonde every time I come home from work? Wasn't this on last week?
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad: This is the sequel.
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